Dear Expectant Mom
Ég gat ekki alveg haldið aftur af mér með að birta þennan fína póst frá honum Alistair vini mínum sem vinnur sem fósturframleiðandi í London:
Dear Expectant Mom
Over the course of the next few days/months/years
everyone you know will tell you how to look after your
child, to the point at which you feel totally
inadequate.
Relax! Just follow these simple "do's" and "don'ts"
DO
1. Keep the baby warm
2. Keep the baby clean
3. Keep the baby fed
4. Love the baby
DON'T
1. Put it in the microwave
2. Put it in the refrigerator
3. Put it on eBay
4. Lose it in a nightclub
Otherwise just 'follow nature' and don't let them tell
you what to do.
all best
Dr Ali xx
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